Applications open

Date me. There's a form.

One position available. Four short screens.

The basics

First name

Age

Where to find you

Instagram

TikTok

At least one. Mostly so I know you're real.

Where in London?

North to south is basically long distance. I need to know what I'm getting into.

The application

Your top three qualities

Cover letter

Keep it brief. Nobody reads past the first paragraph.

Quick fire (all optional)

How long before you reply to a message?

InstantlyWithin the hourA day, so I don't look keenIt's on my to-do list

Your biggest red flag

Suggest a first date

Where did you hear about me?

For internal reporting purposes.

By submitting you confirm you're 18 or over, and you're happy for me to read your answers out on a video. First name and age only, never your email or handle.

How it works

1. You apply

Four quick screens. Shorter than most first dates I've been on.

2. I review it

Every application, properly. Some get read out on camera, first name and age only.

3. I'll be in touch

If it's a yes, I'll message you. If it's a no, you'll never hear anything. Same as Hinge.